The depraved part here is the complete waste of a delightful snack food. Why not use something less tasty like celery for assault? Don’t these depraved sots know there are starving children in Africa who would love nothing better than to have some cheetos?
Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff’s Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a ‘verbal altercation.’ Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
Really? But you can put an eye out with one of those things!
According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.
A steep price to pay for such a waste of food. I hope the wicked couple learned their lesson and will, like the folk over in Texas, use guns next time they can’t get along.
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I saw this video and thought it might add to your total depravity posts:
http://technology.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/22