Preach In English, The Language of God

After all, the KJV fell straight from heaven and was the version that Moses and Jesus used (according to the devolved souls who have been victimized by KJV-onlyism). If the congregation your friend is preaching to can’t follow along, it merely means that they have been predestined for condemnation. Preach away, ‘Alastair’, and let the bacteria in your saliva cover the hapless French and you may well be the ‘Typhoid Alastair’ of Paris!