Crass materialism has reached a new low down in these here parts where a couple has been arrested for putting their kid in the trunk so they would have room in the seat for their big screen tv. WBIR reports
The arrest came after authorities got a tip that a child had been placed inside the trunk of a car traveling down Peavine Road. Cumberland County Deputy Timothy Tutors stopped the car, and asked the driver, Cory A. McDaniel of Crossville whether he had anyone in the trunk of his car. McDaniel said he did, and opened the trunk, where the officer found a 16-year-old boy. Deputy Tutors asked why the boy was in the trunk, and McDaniel explained that a TV he needed to transport wouldn’t fit in the trunk, but the teen would.
Remember that name – he is in the running to be America’s Next Top Depraved. Also remember the name of Rhonda Howard, the teenage boy’s adult sister, who was also in the car.
Ms. Howard was also arrested on reckless endangerment charges, and is free on $1,000 bond awaiting an April 28, 2008 court date.
I know I’m supposed to feel all warm and kindly towards such folk. You know, God’s children and all that. But it’s incredibly difficult to muster up the wherewithal to think kindly of people who have more regard for a tv than a teenager. With thanks to Katie for the tip. As she says, surely the miscreants could have borrowed a truck from someone. It’s not like there isn’t one pickup for every 2 people in the county in which the offense took place.