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Blogger Fame: The Rest of the Story

04/11/2008 10 comments

Drew and Nick and Chris B. and others have been discussing the who, what, and why of blogging lately and then this evening Nick posted the most horrifying of posts- claiming – now get this- that he blogs for babes. Why, after I picked my dropped tea cup up off the floor and regained my composure, I had a vision.

My vision consisted of a series of ‘flashes’ in which I saw the truth about blogger fame. Each of the following bloggers will, at some point, appear on the television show attached to their name. That is how they will achieve fame. And, I must hasten to add, you’ll have to draw your own conclusions as to WHY they are famous and WHY they will appear on said show.

Antonio Lombatti- The Discovery Channel- In Search of the Shroud
Aren Maeir- 60 Minutes
Chris Brady- The Brady Bunch: Revisited After 30 Years
Chris Tilling- To Catch A Predator
David Ker- American Idol
Doug Chaplin- Fawlty Towers: The New Series
Drew Tatusko- This Week With Stephenopoulos
Esteban Vazquez- The Steve Wilkos Show
James Crossley- The Bachelor
James McGrath- Who Wants to be a Millionaire (if it ever comes back)
James Spinti- Willow Creek Worship Hour
Mark Goodacre- Doctor Who (of course. I mean really, what else could it be)
Nick Norelli- Jerry Springer
Robert Cargill- The Bachelorette (as one of the 16 male contestants, of course)
Stephen Pfann- The Dead Sea Scrolls (A History Channel Special)

Categories: biblioblogs

Hershel Shanks to David Noel Freedman

04/11/2008 1 comment

It’s sort of an ‘Open Letter‘ from Shanks to Freedman. [via Jack Sasson].

Honestly, Some People Should be Spayed and Neutered

04/11/2008 3 comments

Then they wouldn’t end up fighting over which gang their 4 year old should join. You have to have a license to drive a car or get married and you have to be 21 to drink (in most States)- but any old dimwit ‘gangsta’ can spew out a young’un.

A TV News station in Denver reports

A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father’s arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday. On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said. After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home. His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.

You know who I blame for this stupidity? I mean besides the slack jawed, mouth breathing parents? Rap music! Yes, rap music, with it’s foul ‘join a gang a pop a cap in yo’ mamma’ mentality. Shame on Rap, Rappers, and supporters of Rap music everywhere. With thanks to Katie for the tip.

UPDATE: Someone named ‘Slade’ made the following comment- which I’ve placed here as it illuminates the Rap mind so exquisitely:

first off, you dont kno wat rap is. neva mind tha music behind it. if you wanna learn, which you shud, listen to KRS1, it dont matter wat track you listen too, jus make sure you listen.

second, tha commercial [foul expletive deleted by the Editor] that getz exposed is all controlled by tha media giantz, i wont get into who they are, you’ll think im looney. tha point is itz not real hip hop. itz tha son you see of a raped culture. a way of expression spawned through suppression, each verse has a lesson, each line has a mission, each word carefully placed in itz position, each letter has a vibration.

if you want to ask me more, your welcome too.

Ah yes- the linguistics, the grammar, the spelling, and the entire tone makes me want to trot off to get me some rap music- but I fear if I did so I’d lose about 50 IQ points- and I can’t afford that.

A New Monograph on Zwingli

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Sharp eyed Antonio Lombatti has noticed the appearance of a new monograph on the greatest theologian of all time by the awesome Sergio Ronchi.  Thanks Antonio!   The table of contents is here and they even have chapter 2 available here.  And though Antonio links to the publisher’s page- I always acquire my Italian books from the Internet Bookshop.  Their service is remarkably reliable and they are fast!

This Really Made Me Laugh…

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Well done, Chuck. I think you should come up and visit here. I’d love to see your notes from a Sunday morning after that!

Categories: people

The Oxford Synoptic Conference: A Guest Posting by Stephanie Fisher

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Having returned from the four day centennial Oxford Synoptic Conference recalling William Sanday’s synoptic conferences a hundred years ago, I see that Mark Goodacre must have been sneaking off to his room in order to blog a very sensible and comprehensive day to day account. My laptop, like me, detests British Rail so I figured if I left it in Nottingham, it might be kinder to me in the future. Also, anticipated is the publication of a book celebrating the conference with all the papers included (ironically Chris Tuckett was surprised at first drinks with the announcement that this will be a Feschrift honouring him so that he will effectively be contributing to his own Feschrift!) Consequently, what follows is superfluous drivel fit only for the consumption of anyone with nothing better to do.

When the BBC promised snowy “spring” days ahead my heart sank … but clear blue skies (and crisp icy air which slices into the bones) greeted us each day.

This conference was a major one for me as my thesis is “The Problem with Q” and the synoptic problem has been my obsession for far more years than I have been enrolled. There were less than 40 bodies in attendance, a nice size, conducive to more inclusion in discussion of lesser beings, namely me. Mainly men, Kathleen Corley disappeared after her paper. That suits me and I don’t care or see my interest in the historical Jesus or the synoptic problem as anything significant, nor do I think men find themselves in Jesus any more than I do (but don’t). While the papers were for the most part mainly restatements of each author’s own published material, repeating flaws and frustrations, projected with confidence and doubt, it was the discussions between papers and conversations afterwards especially at meals and drinks, where barriers were lowered and formality slipped, and the most interesting things were revealed and developed. Or just things like John Kloppenborg said he doesn’t like talking about reality. The papers represented fairness to all three major hypotheses and were presented by today’s top dogs, with contributors from Peabody to Kloppenborg to Goodacre and the more complex approach to the synoptic solution had Maurice Casey in the company. This reminds me of something absent however, proper recognition of work done on possible Aramaic sources, the language that Jesus spoke after all. I wonder how many at the conference read Aramaic. Peabody said he didn’t when I asked him at breakfast. However I wanted to sing along to the paper in German. Luckily for me it won’t affect my thesis greatly if I haven’t understood it – academic German, for me, is better read at snail pace with a dictionary.

By this coarse wee Kiwi’s standards, meals were impressively posh – with conversation breaking ancient Oxford tradition by overflowing from the fascinating trivia into scholarship, inevitably. Of the fascinating trivia, David Dungan said he had prayed that Orchard’s Synopsis would be the death of him, when Orchard and Farmer had split up over it as the synopsis was detrimental to everyone’s hypothesis including theirs, and I poked Peter Head into a very interesting conversation about the virgin birth… He was, like Bill Loader, very nice and very – Australian! And Gerald Downing says that the bath is the only place to eat an orange. Chris Tuckett is a trained mathematician, plays piano every day and is an absolutely lovely man. It was helpful meeting the people whose work I try to demolish (not necessarily those above), to discover that they are really nice so I must put things in perspective and be kinder – or not. The food was consumed in the great Hall with a ceiling as high as the Sistine Chapel (exaggeration for colour) and was served by a wonderful team of waiting staff who took great care of everybody. Dennis McDonald toasted them on the last night, saying how nice it was that they did their job unnoticed, reminding me of ancient English snobbery reinforcing class divisions. I couldn’t resist a squeal of resentment. The meals were – well, breathtaking for a conference: three course dinners, white linen on the first night (probably two many wine stains to repeat that), silver candle sticks, table flower arrangements, wine(s) and the traditional Oxford port, passed round and round (but not across) the table … no snuff or cigars though. They catered for and honoured the special needs of vegies including the rather odd fruiterian … so that I am eternally grateful (exquisitely carved melon with orange spirals and berries not needing a bath).

The rooms with ensuites were huge, warm (when I turned the heating all the way up) and furnished with things like mahogany or walnut antiques, TVs, microwaves, fridges and mine had a beautiful piano (the room belonged to a musician). I play, but not well – I should have invited Chris Tuckett or Maurice Casey to play.

The final Plenary included discussion on proposed conformity to titles of the main synoptic solutions. On the Mark without Q hypothesis they were coming down in favour of the Farrer Hypothesis or FH although Mark Goodacre himself was absent. Personally I think conforming to a consensus is both restricting and submitting to a concept more preferably avoided in this subset of the discipline and each contributor should use a name according to his take on a hypothesis with an explanation. Let the reader understand. But if anything, I think that the Mark with Q hypothesis should be called the Goodacre Hypothesis as Farrer was wrong, Goulder hardline and Goodacre’s articulation of the solution appeals to the more wider rational thinking audience – i.e. it incorporates a little more fluidity that Goulder’s solution.

The whole conference was a very smooth operation thanks to the organisation of people such as Andrew Gregory. Sadly Michael Goulder wasn’t there. And annoyingly for me, neither was Harry Fleddermann.

Stephanie Fisher

Nag Hammadi Needs A Better P.R. Firm

04/11/2008 7 comments

I’ve been thinking about Nag Hammadi lately- and Qumran.  The Gnostic Texts and the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered about the same time but the lion’s share of attention has always been given to the Scrolls.

Is it because they are more important historically?  I really don’t think so.  Is it because they teach us more about first century religious beliefs?  No, not really.  In fact in their own way they are no more important than the Gnostic corpus.

This post started rolling around in my head when I realized that I get several news alerts a day in my inbox about Qumran but rarely do I get an alert for Nag Hammadi.

So why are the DSS more ‘visible’?  Why are there easily accessible editions of the sectarian manuscripts in bilingual editions but- so far as I know- nothing like that in English for the complete Nag Hammadi corpus?

The answer- Nag Hammadi doesn’t have as effective a public relations machine behind it as Qumran does.  Maybe the Nag Hammadi corpus p.r. team should look into an around the world traveling exhibition in first class museums.  And they should get mugs and t-shirts and all other cool sorts of memorabilia out.  And- finally, they need to build a ‘Shrine of the Nag Hammadi Corpus’ to house the exhibit in when it isn’t on the road.  It should be in some centrally located place- like Texas.

Oh For Shame…

04/11/2008 1 comment

If you’re attending Bible study, it’s probably a good idea if you don’t do it drunk.

A Fremont woman was driving drunk to a Sunday morning Bible study class when she failed to negotiate a Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through in Portsmouth and crashed into a fence, say police. As a result, Mary Lou Kohlhofer, 53, of 848 Main St., was arrested on a charge of aggravated driving while intoxicated. Arresting Portsmouth officer Rochelle Jones said the aggravated charge was levied because after Kohlhofer displayed signs of intoxication during a field sobriety test, she agreed to take a Breathalyzer test and her blood alcohol concentration was above the .16 threshold for the more-serious aggravated charge. Jones said Kohlhofer “was above the legal limit” and admitted she drank wine before driving. Jones said police were called at about 10:45 a.m. after Kohlhofer went through the Islington Street Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through and crashed into an adjacent fence, causing significant damage to her car.

Drinking that early in the morning? Sure sign of a problem. But the real problem is- what would she have remembered from the Bible study anyway? Most people who go to Sunday School don’t bother to remember what they hear when they are stone cold sober.

Categories: current events

Archaeology Has Become a Weapon of Dispossession

04/11/2008 1 comment

That’s the lead sentence in an essay on the Chronicle of Higher Education website titled ‘Digging for Trouble‘.

“Archaeology has become a weapon of dispossession,” Yonathan Mizrachi, an Israeli archaeologist, said in a recent telephone interview with us. He was referring to the way archaeology is being used in Silwan, a Palestinian neighborhood in the oldest part of Jerusalem, where, we believe, archaeological digs are being carried out as part of a concerted campaign to expel Palestinians from their ancestral home.

Do read the entire piece. Very important stuff here.