While I was toying with the idea of posting some clever “April Fools” bit (like how I was converting to Wrightianity or “Emergent-ianity” or some other inanity; or how I had changed my mind to become a maximalist or a pentecostalist), Doug Chaplin has already done it with what really is the most profoundly twisted and disturbing suggestion ever made in the entire history of all humanity. Archbishop Wright… Ghastly. Well played, Doug.