First, it’s outrageous that North Carolina, Memphis, Kansas and UCLA earned the top seeds in the NCAA tournament. What rubbish! Duke and Tennessee should be two of the top four seeds. Outrageous!!!!!!!!!
Second, when people on Big Brother discuss the Bible it makes me want to pull my ears off and gouge my eyes out with a sharpened cattle prod. They must find the most ill-informed people on the planet to be on that show.
Third, Easter isn’t about bunnies and egg hunts. If you attend Church and you still don’t know this, you should drop out immediately and go to the lake or the mall or something. You’re just in the way.
Fourth, I wish David Ker lived near me. I think he would be totally fascinating to hang out with.
Fifth, Holy Week is my favorite week of the entire year.
Sixth, I hope David Archuleta wins American Idol. He’s tremendously talented.
Seventh, if I could choose any century in which to live, and be magically transported there, I’d choose the 16th Century, C.E. Of all those recorded, it’s the finest.
And Eighth, the best new show on TV is Dexter. Grand fun that one!
That’s just some stuff I needed to say. We now return to our regular programming.
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Dexter is a fine show indeed. Although it’s not so new to Showtime audiences (the second season wrapped a few months back). And if you really want to see how moronic the Big Brother bunch is then watch them on Showtime’s Big Brother After Dark — this is the live feed without all the editing. What you see on CBS makes them look like geniuses in comparison.
I think UT lost their right to be a number one seed when they lost to Vanderbilt…they weren’t even #1 for an entire day!
Re: Second, I’ve only watched Big Brother once, in 2001, and under threats by two Menacing Women. For “reality” TV, give me the old-timey Anna Nicole Show any day! (Oh, and that epidsode of Family Guy where Peter signs his family up for a reality TV show after Meg takes them on a talk show.)
Re: Fifth, mine too. So sad it’s still a month and a half away for me!
I thought the conversation on the Bible wasn’t too bad, especially for people who haven’t been trained to read the Bible. Maybe it’ll inspire people to read the Bible. They did depict it as a fun read
I’ve never seen Big Brother or any of the Idols, never heard of Dexter, never even eaten McDonalds - or from any of the other fast food chains except Kentucky Fried when I was twelve and I threw up. And I haven’t got a clue what your first thing on gardening is about. But I did eat Easter eggs when I was little - yellow ones with painted faces and a chocolate one too (although it lasted all year til Christmas). But not from no bunny. That’s an American invention I remember being told.
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