Stuff I Need To Say March 16, 2008
First, it’s outrageous that North Carolina, Memphis, Kansas and UCLA earned the top seeds in the NCAA tournament. What rubbish! Duke and Tennessee should be two of the top four seeds. Outrageous!!!!!!!!!
Second, when people on Big Brother discuss the Bible it makes me want to pull my ears off and gouge my eyes out with a sharpened cattle prod. They must find the most ill-informed people on the planet to be on that show.
Third, Easter isn’t about bunnies and egg hunts. If you attend Church and you still don’t know this, you should drop out immediately and go to the lake or the mall or something. You’re just in the way.
Fourth, I wish David Ker lived near me. I think he would be totally fascinating to hang out with.
Fifth, Holy Week is my favorite week of the entire year.
Sixth, I hope David Archuleta wins American Idol. He’s tremendously talented.
Seventh, if I could choose any century in which to live, and be magically transported there, I’d choose the 16th Century, C.E. Of all those recorded, it’s the finest.
And Eighth, the best new show on TV is Dexter. Grand fun that one!
That’s just some stuff I needed to say. We now return to our regular programming.
